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Gordon, Simpson & White Memorials

CORRECTIONTHE REPORTS OF NORV’S DEMISE IS GREATLY EXAGGERATED!
HE SEZ IF YOU OWE HIM MONEY, SEND IT NOW!

JOB OPENING
part time position at Cinnabar Hills Golf Course that has a free golf benefit


SATURDAY, MARCH 12, 2022 AT 7:55 AM

San Jose Shamrock Fun Run 2022

25 N San Pedro St, San Jose, CA 95110-2414, United States
FOR INFO SEE: https://www.facebook.com/events/959909974946384/?ref=newsfeed

CBS Sunday Morning shares a look at the beloved actress Betty White who died Friday, December 31, 2021 at the young age of 99. Betty White was best known for her comedic work on television sitcoms like “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” and “The Golden Girls”. Her career spanned nine decades during which she earned numerous awards and the title of “The First Lady of Television!” Betty loved animals and was a 70 year champion of American Humane where she was the Winner of National Humanitarian Medal for her efforts to improve animals lives. RIP Betty White.

Montana family saves three orphan bear cubs

 

SHIRTS FOR SENIORS


AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, “HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?”
THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, “NO,… I NEVER DID DANCE… NEVER REALLY WANTED TO.”
A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID “WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU’RE GONNA DANCE NOW,” AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN’S FEET.
THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR — NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF –STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN’S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, “SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE’S ASS?”
THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, “NO M’AM… BUT I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.
THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
1 – Never be arrogant.
4 – Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 – Don’t mess with old women; they didn’t get old by being stupid.
2 – Don’t waste ammunition.
3 – Whiskey makes you think you’re smarter than you are.


UPDATE

VIA Gary Johnson:  Remembering VINTAGE SAN JOSE POLICE DEPARTMENT MEMBERS who passed away in year 2021.  I added John Porter, Orville “Bill”Yarbrough and Roy Jueal.

San Jose Police Officer Deaths 2021

 

Retired Sergeant Bill Sims
Retired Officer Fred Esparza
Retired Officer Jay Wendling
Retired Officer George De La Rocha
Retired Sergeant Don Moore
Retired Officer Joe Vasta
Retired Sergeant Phillip Hada
Retired Officer Charles “Chuck” Farrow
Retired Sergeant Fred Kingsley
Retired Lieutenant Tom Perez
Retired Sergeant Jason Woodall
Retired Sergeant Wilbur Mitchell
Retired Sergeant Paul Farlow
Retired Sergeant Robert Browning
Retired Officer James Hart
Retired Sergeant John Trussler
Retired Lieutenant Jack Woodall
Retired Reserve Officer Charles King
Retired Officer Juan Reyes
Retired Sergeant Steve Heck
Officer Melecio Ubarre
Retired Sergeant Glenn Terry
Retired Officer Paul Schmidt
Retired Sergeant Larry Weir
Former Officer Ken Banner
Retired Sergeant Gary Thompson
Retired Lieutenant Patrick McGuire
Former Officer Kevin Nishita
Retired Officer Richard Davis
Retired Officer Orville “Bill” Yarbrough
Retired Officer John Mikey Porter
Retired Officer Roy Jueal

MISCELLANEOUS FUNNIES