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Best of Cop Dogs – A Tribute to Police Dogs
Abandoned mother dog struggling to feed her puppies and keep them safe.
Someone Dumped these Puppies in Massive Rainstorm
Rottweiler Dog Adopts Stray Puppy and Makes his Life Happy
Caring For Orphaned Newborn Puppies
Larry Lundberg Sez:
It All Depends Upon… “How You Look At It”
Next time that you are feeling down, remember that life is all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex two, three, and sometimes more often every day.
He exercises twice a day every day and he reads two books per week.
Yet, every single day he complains about how much he hates being in prison.
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Lonesome Dove is the best western ever made. This is my favorite scene with Gus. Enjoy!
OMG! BEAR SIMONE BROUGHT HER CUBS!
1. Candy corn -Even these tasteless cones of wax fare better in the polls than Sleepy Joe.
2. Prostate exams -Uncomfortable but at least they don’t last four years.
3. The restrooms at Walmart -Unsanitary but they’ve never tried to sniff our hair.
4. The decision to cancel Firefly – Next time Joe Biden wants to stab us in the back, he should have the guts to do it to our face.
5. DMV employees – Hey, at least they know where they are.
Terrorists Released From Guantanamo Bay To Make Room For Parents Who Protested At School Board Meetings
Brilliant: Biden Solves Debt Crisis By Writing ‘One Trillion’ On Dollar Bill With Permanent Marker
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—A hot new Silicon Valley startup allows you to send someone to loot stores in San Francisco and other Democrat-controlled cities with no laws against looting. You can loot from the comfort of your home with just a few simple steps on the app.
“Want to loot a bunch of stuff from Walgreens, but don’t want to turn off your Netflix show? Try LootDash!” said LootDash CEO Dirk Hendersen. “Our professional LootDashers are ready and waiting to go steal some stuff from whatever stores you want. Just remember to be generous with your tips!”
LootDash offers a full selection of stores, from pharmacies and big-box retailers to local mom-and-pop businesses. You can even sort the results by race so you know you’re looting a white-owned store and not harming a black-owned business with your LootDash order.
“Want us to bust into Best Buy and get a few Xbox Ones? No problem! Just put in your LootDash order and you’ll have your pallet full of Xbox systems in 30 minutes or less, guaranteed!”
LootDash charges a small delivery fee for each looting run, but you can sign up for LootPass to waive delivery fees on hauls of a certain dollar value or higher.
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Experts Predict LGBTQ Acronym Could Circle The Earth 3 Times By 2022
U.S.—Researchers working at Portland University’s prestigious School for Inclusion and Justice for 2SLGBTQQIA++ Persons estimate that the acronym for the LGBTQ+ community could wrap around the earth three times by the year 2022.
“At the current rate of expansion, we could see the 2SLGBTQQIAA++ community’s acronym wrap around the equator by sometime later this year,” said the school’s head researcher, Dr. Marvin Frankfurter. “As more and more people join the ranks of the marginalized, invent new identities and genders and pronouns, we are rapidly approaching a situation where the acronym can circle the earth three times by the end of next year.”
“And we think this is a good thing. The more oppressed people there are, the better.”
Dr. Frankfurter warned, however, that Earth may not have enough space to contain the entire acronym, and we will soon have to seek out a new solar system, terraform the planets there, and create a 2SLGBTQQIAA++ alliance to unite all oppressed peoples in the ‘verse, “by force if necessary.”
At publishing time, horrified leftists had suddenly realized the acronym would cover every single person on earth, making the 2SLGBTQQIAA++ community not special at all.
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