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San Jose becomes 1st city in CA to pass sweeping gun reforms
SAN JOSE, Calif. (KRON) – The San Jose City Council has passed a series of new proposals aimed at reducing gun violence.
The plan will require gun owners to carry liability insurance and pay a fee to cover taxpayer costs associated with gun violence.
This comes just weeks after council members passed legislation requiring video and audio recordings of all retail gun sales in San Jose.
Report: San Jose police conduct complaints increased in 2020
SAN JOSE, Calif. (KRON) — Over the last year, the San Jose Police Department has gone through a year unlike any other.
The department drew national attention after last summer’s George Floyd protests, where in some cases officers were seen on video responding aggressively towards demonstrators.
San Jose looks to reform police department
San Jose’s next steps to improve police misconduct cases
San Jose police required to expedite release of body cam footage
TED SUMNER SENT IN A FEW ZINGERS:
|1 Allen, Bob
2 Bacigalupi, Dave
3 Becerra, Manny (Deceased)
4 Bennert, Brian
5 Botar, Rick
6 Cannell, Tom
7 Clark, Bill
8 Comelli, Ivan
9 Davis, Bud
10 Elemen, Armando
11 Flores, Felipe
12 Hosmer, Dewey
13 Keffer, Francis Sr. (Deceased)
14 Kimbrell, Tammy
15 Kleman, Karl
16 Lowry, Mike (Deceased)
|17 Mendez, Melquiades (Mike)
18 Metcalfe, Mickey
19 Mitchell, Bill (Deceased)
20 Potter, Pat
21 Raye, Bruce
22 Rice, Lyle
23 Rodgers, Phil
24 Savage, Scott
25 Shannon, Clarence (Deceased)
26 Stangel, Harry
27 Tannehill, Ron
28 Tice, Stan
29 Torres, Gilbert
30 Wagner, Jim
31 Werkema, Jim
32 Windisch, Steve Jr.
|THIS DOG CHASES AMBULANCE CARRYING OWNER TO HOSPITAL!|
SIXTEEN GOLDEN RETRIEVERS
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Stolen weapon found during search at Tennessee jail
Loaded Gun hidden In suspect’s Vagina
APRIL 22 — A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report.
As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer was alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search.
The jailer and a female KPD officer then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a “North American Arms” 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report.
A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver–which is four inches in length–had been stolen in an auto burglary in 2013. The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman.
In a Kingsport Times-News interview, Souther said that the gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, which was “ransacked” last year while parked in his Kingsport carport. Souther said that police told him that the revolver had been recovered, but offered no further details. When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, “Oh, gosh.” He noted that he would eventually like “the little fellow” returned, but added that the weapon would require “a bath in bleach.”
Archer, seen in the above mug shot, was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility.
According to a jail official, Archer was released from custody after posting $6,000 bond.
AND NOW THE READER RESPONSES
1. I thought it was her gun. Turns out it was snatched!
2. Gives new meaning to a gun having a “hair trigger”.
3. Happiness is a warm gun?
4. At four inches in length it comes off as halfcocked…
5. “For sale AA22LR never used; still in the box.”
6. Report reads, “…Introducing contraband into a penal facility.” Shouldn’t that be ‘penile’ facility?
7. If it accidently went off, could you call it her ‘boom box’?
8. Remember: Every vagina is to be treated as if it is loaded. Always keep it
pointed in a safe direction.
9. They say it was a gun, but something smells fishy.
10. You can have my gun when you can pry it from my cold, stinking…
11. Oh my… accident waiting to happen. Could ‘shoot the beaver’.
12. I have heard of shooting your mouth off, but this takes on a hole new meaning…
13. Complete reversal on the classic, “Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”
9/11 – 20th Anniversary 1911 Pistol
9/11 – 20th Anniversary Ruger Rifle
LETTER FROM CAMP
Scoutmaster Ted got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn’t hear him. Did you know that if you put petrol on a fire, it will blow up?
The wet wood didn’t burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes. Matthew is going to look weird until his hair grows back.
We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Ted gets the bus fixed. It wasn’t his fault about the crash. The brakes worked okay when we left. Scoutmaster Ted said that with a bus that old, you have to expect something to break down; that’s probably why he can’t get insurance.
We think it’s a super bus. He doesn’t care if we get it dirty, and if it’s hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the bumpers. It gets pretty hot with 45 people in a bus made for 24. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the policeman stopped and talked to us.
Scoutmaster Ted is a neat guy. Don’t worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Horace how to drive on the mountain roads where there aren’t any cops. All we ever see up there are huge logging trucks.
This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out to the rapids. Scoutmaster Ted wouldn’t let me because I can’t swim, and Adam was afraid he would sink because of his cast , so he let us take the canoe out. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood.
Scoutmaster Ted isn’t crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn’t even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the bus so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.
Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Andrew dived into the lake and cut his arm, we all got to see how a tourniquet works.
Steve and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Ted said it was probably just food poisoning from the left-over chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison. I’m so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the way, what is a pedal-file?
I have to go now. We are going to town to post our letters and buy some more beer and ammo. Don’t worry about anything. We are fine and tonight it’s my turn to sleep in the Scoutmaster’s tent
Not to worry, Mom!
PEARL HARBOR: AFTER THE TOURISTS HAVE LEFT FOR THE DAYETERNAL PEACE, VIDEO HERE
CRIME DOESN”T PAY!
NOW THAT’S A TREE HOUSE!