Dispatcher Appreciation Week
He had been in hospice care per the family. Details and funeral arrangements can be
obtained via wife Shirley Kingsley @ (408) 313-7733. —
(Any additional information to firstname.lastname@example.org)
WHAT’S HAPPENING IN SAN JOSE?
IMPORTANT POLICE INFORMATION!
after the shooting in January.
Armed smash and grab at San Jose jewelry store caught on camera
San Jose business owner encouraged by
police response after recent burglaries
Another bit of wisdom from Harry:
A great Grandfather story, almost certainly made up but still great.
Friends, I don’t mean to get overly religious on you, but this is really good, true story … please enjoy. A friend told me about his trip out with his grandson. This is what he said. “Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant.
My 6 year-old grandson asked if he could say grace.” As we bowed our heads he said, “God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food and I would thank you even more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. And liberty, peace & justice for all. Amen!”
Along with the laughter and nodding of heads from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman at the next table remark, “That’s what’s wrong with this country. Kids today don’t even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why — I never!”
Hearing this, my grandson burst into tears and asked me, “Did I do it wrong Grandpa? Is God mad at me?” After I assured him that he had done a terrific job and that God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.
He winked at my grandson and said, “I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer.” “Really?” my grandson asked. “Cross my heart,” the man replied. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), “Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is sometimes good for the soul.”
Naturally, I bought my grandchildren ice cream at the end of the meal. My grandson stared at his ice cream for a moment, and then he did something I will remember the rest of my life.
He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman. With a big smile he looked her in the eye and told her, “Here ma’am, this is for you, you grouchy old bitch. So shove it up your ass and cool off!”
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it!
tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
Irish Compassion . . ☘A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England, Scotland, and Ireland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said, “Have you ever had a hug?”
The man said, “No,” so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Scottish woman said, “Have you ever had a kiss?”
The man said, ‘No,’ so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Irish woman came to him and said, “ave ya ever been fooked lad?”
The man broke into a big smile and said, “No.”She said, “Aye. Ya will be when the tide comes in.”
What part of “Shall Not Infringe” does he not understand!
WASHINGTON — President Biden on Thursday announced a slew of new gun control measures
after a pair of high profile recent mass shootings, and insisted the Second Amendment doesn’t
grant an absolute right to own guns.
U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas .
The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, “Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?”
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts,
“We are invading the United States of Americato reclaim theterritory taken by the USA
during the 1800’s.”
The entire crewonthe destroyer doubles over in laughter.
When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back onthe loud-hailer and asks,
“Just the four of you?”
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts,”No, we’re the last four.
The other 12 million are already there!”
CONSTANTLY IN THE NEWS SINCE MAY OF 2020!
CHARGING RACISM AND POLICE MISCONDUCT.
WHY DO I SUSPECT THE MEDIA AND THEIR ACTIVIST ALLIES OF
|MEDICAL MAL PRACTICE||TEACHER ABUSE||LEGAL MALPRACTICE|
|An estimated 225,000 people die each year from some form of medical malpractice, from incorrect dosages to surgical errors, to wrong diagnosis. This is the third most common reason for death in the United States.||Legal malpractice is the term for negligence, breach of fiduciary duty, or breach of contract by a lawyer during the provision of legal services that causes harm to a client.|
WHEN DO YOU SEE MEDIA REPORTS OF MEDICAL, LEGAL OR TEACHER MALPRACTICE?
Who would have guessed? Now, they tell us ..
You mean that you didn’t know that
“Ink Cartridges” had a reset button?
Now , THAT’S AN AIRSHOW !
With that in mind….. My adopted theme songs!