022720 – San Jose Police Benevolent Association

Re: Sad News Received a call from 91 yr old former car partner

On Wed, Feb 26, 2020 at 7:14 PM -0800, “Robert Moir” <robillard1045@gmail.com> wrote:

Received a call from my ex car partner(as patrollmen circa 1954-1964) Glenn Terry, that his wife and retired Records employee Margaret (Maggie) Terry had passed away last week. Cremation and spreading of Maggies ashes in the Sierras’. Glenn now 91, uses a walker, still plays cards in clubs in the Sacramento area and resides in the W Sacramento area.

Those were the days: Glenn Terry, Charlie Roy and Bob Moir….assigned H5 on 7PM-3AM. LOTS of Felony Arrests. MOST self-initiated. Rest in Peace Charlie and Maggie.

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