The Farsider

Dec. 21, 2017

Bill Mattos, Editor and Publisher <>
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First off, excuse our chipmunk-like voices, but someone spiked the punch at our Christmas party with a hefty dose of liquid helium. Fortunately, it didn’t stop us from offering our holiday greetings to all of you if you will click HERE.


Nothing current as of press time.



And nothing of note for this column this week, either.


This is in reference to last week’s item about the late George Sachtleben

Dec. 14th


My memory sometimes fails me. I seem to remember that George was working Mids in the north San Jose area one night and made a car stop where the driver came out shooting. Hit hit George in the hand and the 10x area of his vest. I was working San Jose Hospital ER that night 12 to 8 when the call came in. Every doctor and nurse in the ER scrambled and met the ambulance at the door. I remember he was conscious when he arrived and saw the ER staff go into action. Later I saw the bruise on his chest where the bullet struck. The vest probably saved his life. The best hand reconstruction surgeon was called in to operate and reconstruct his hand.

If you can verify that it was George feel free to share my recollection.

(Thompson) <>

When I first received Mike’s message I sent an email query to a handful of retirees who I thought might be able to confirm that Mike’s memory was on target (sorry about that). While they all responded, none could say with certainty that George had taken a round to the hand and vest following a car stop. The most interesting reply came from Kenn Christie, who also tried to clear up the confusion as to whether George was a Captain in the Marines or a Major…

From Kenn

As for George being the one that "took one" in the "10-X" and was then saved by a "Second-Chance Vest," I'm drawing a blank. There were two of those that I was either working with or very close to at the time, to whom this exact condition happened. Both survived quite well...


• Don Anders <heroin search warrant east side 1983> pistol round precisely to the "10-X" during approach to door for entry which the vest predominantly absorbed. Walt Tibbet hit by another round from the same crook in the same opening barrage; took a non-life threatening round to the thigh.

• Richard "Rocky" Bridges <car stop/foot pursuit Julian/St. John area, circa 1986> Shotgun round perfectly to the "10-X" which the vest largely absorbed, but chest muscles ate up a bunch of the vest as the load "wadded" the vest into the flesh from the tremendous collective shot energy.

• Additionally, Gordon Silva took a stray round slightly under the vest line <5th/E. Santa Clara, 1988, and after being rushed to SJ Hospital E. R. eventually succumbed to that wound due to internal bleeding.>

• Rick Botar took a round, but it was pre-2nd chance vest days ... later in the '70s .... and, most fortunately, not a completely dead-center "10-X" situation.

• Bob Brahm, as already noted in your original inquiry was another, but similarly, no round to the hand.

• I know that George Sachtleban had some similar major injury, but I learned (or at least retained) little of the details. I'm embarrassingly unclear on that one, although I can't put it together in my mind as a true "10-X" round to the vest. It very well may have been, though.

• I had heard (mainly second-hand) that Sachtleban had been a Major in the Corps, hearing this back when he was still with us on the P.D., almost immediately after his hiring. It would generally be more probable, considering his career dates, that he would have only made it to Captain (O-3 rank.) We never spoke of that one detail. I just let the 2nd hand accounts carry. He told me a little about his billets and tour, and our "different time crossing paths" during our separate Nam tours. Me being Marine enlisted and of a less prestigious MOS than him, it was less likely that we ever stepped on the same soil, but we did briefly swap a few stories shortly after his hiring at the P.D.

• Would the Marine Corps award him or anyone a posthumous promotion? "No." Not under George's service conditions. This would only happen if something precluded his receiving the promotion in a timely manner, i.e., death in combat when promotion was imminently pending; M.I.A. when his promotional time came about; remains being later recovered, etc. Generally, personnel were  NEVER awarded posthumously for anything less.

Incidental: As part of our S.J.P.D. Police Memorial Ceremony that I launched for our Department back in 1996, I invited and seated "front row" all of these survivors who took a round or a knife and "but for inches" was here with us to celebrate the history and lives of the others in the presence of their surviving families. That particular ceremony was either my 2000 or 2001 ceremony. That "survivors invitation" number included some 14 names of our still living ... all of those named above, included. Seems about 10 made it to the event. Don't have my notes here at home.

Very sorry for the loss of yet another of our proud members. George was a little quieter than some, but loved his job, at least during the bulk of his earlier years when I was more likely to be working somewhere around him.

Merry Christmas to all!

Kenn Christie

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Dec. 15th


Very interesting story in the Farsider about Carl Vinson and his service in the senate for all those years. I had the opportunity to tour the USS Carl Vinson carrier as it was in the process of being repositioned to San Diego from Alameda.

Airport Cop Bob Marotz, who was a career Marine including his Reserve time, was a Master Gunny. He called up to Alameda , got hold of the gunny who was in charge of the Marine detail on the Vinson, and set up a tour for us. Bob, George Cochern (Chief of the Reserves) and I drove up to Alameda and boarded the massive aircraft carrier. The assigned aircraft, their crews and officers had already gone on to San Diego. One of the Marines from the ship’s security detail was assigned to escort us around and we spent the next two hours touring the Vinson from top to bottom and stem to stern. The only place we were not allowed to go were those areas that contained nuclear equipment. At the end of the tour we were treated to a super “all-we-could-eat” meal in the Chiefs’ Mess. (Those guys really eat off the hog.)

It was a great experience and we were treated exceptionally well.

Bruce Morton

From Google Images

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Dec. 17th


I have never heard of recording artist Joy Villa, but after watching this Prager U. video where she talks about NFL players boycotting the National Anthem, I have become one of her major fans. She’s damned attractive, too.

Red State

Prager U. is a website that caters to conservatives, which is the basis of its popularity with the right-of-center crowd. What makes it unusual is that it often features personalities from the entertainment industry. Joy is an example of an entertainer who seems to place a great deal of importance on traditional American values. Click HERE to play the clip.

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Dec. 19th

Bill and Leroy,

Thanks for all you do. Have a great Christmas.

May all be safe.
May all be happy.
May all do numerous good deeds.
May all walk in peace and harmony all the days of their lives.
May all have a joyous Christmas.
May all be happy throughout the new year.

Take care,

(Scannell) <>

Mega dittos from both of us, Dave.


The man in the buckskin jacket fourth from the left is retired Sgt. Doug Bergtholdt. He joined other members of the Silicon Valley chapter of the SAR (Sons of the American Revolution) Color Guard at the Golden Gate National Cemetery in San Bruno this past Saturday to place wreaths on the graves of military veterans. It was part of the Wreaths Across America program that we covered in last week’s Farsider.

The following is from last week’s Farsider

Volunteers will be placing over a million wreaths on the graves of veterans at over 1,000 cemeteries across the country this coming Saturday. One of many groups that has been active in the project is SAR (Sons of the American Revolution), of which Doug Bergtholdt is a member. He will be participating at the wreath-laying this Saturday beginning at 8:45 a.m. at the Golden Gate National Cemetery in San Bruno. The SAR will be joined by other groups that include the Daughters of the American Revolution (DAR), USAF ROTC, Civil Air Patrol and the Patriot Riders and others. Wreaths will also be placed on the graves of veterans at the Los Gatos Cemetery and possibly others in the San Jose area. Doug can be contacted at
<> if you would like to know more about the program.





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That's Leroy communicating in his own unique but silent way in the upper right.

Born in the 1930s and early '40s, we exist as a very special age cohort. We are the Silent Generation.

We are the smallest number of children born since the early 1900s. We are the "last ones."

We are the last generation, climbing out of the depression, who can remember the winds of war and the impact of a world at war which rattled the structure of our daily lives for years.

We are the last to remember ration books for everything from gas to sugar to shoes to stoves.

We saved tin foil and poured fat into tin cans.

We saw cars up on blocks because tires weren't available.

We can remember milk being delivered to our house early in the morning and placed in the "milk box" on the porch.

We are the last to see the gold stars in the front windows of our grieving neighbors whose sons died in the War.

We saw the 'boys' home from the war build their little houses.

We are the last generation who spent childhood without television; instead, we imagined what we heard on the radio.

As we all like to brag, with no TV, we spent our childhood playing outside, and we played on our own. There was no little league and no city playground for kids.

The lack of television in our early years meant, for most of us, that we had little real understanding of what the world was like. On Saturday afternoons, the movies gave us newsreels of the war sandwiched in between westerns and cartoons.

Telephones were one to a house, mostly shared (Party Lines) and often hung on the wall.

Computers were called calculators; they only added and were hand-cranked; typewriters were driven by pounding fingers, throwing the carriage, and changing the ribbon.

The 'Internet' and 'Google' were words that did not exist.

Newspapers and magazines were written for adults, and the news was broadcast on our table radio in the evening.

We are the last group who had to find out for ourselves.

As we grew up, the country was exploding with growth. The G.I. Bill gave returning veterans the means to get an education and spurred colleges to grow. VA loans fanned a housing boom. Pent up demand coupled with new installment payment plans put factories to work.

New highways brought jobs and mobility.

Veterans joined civic clubs and became active in politics.

The radio network expanded from 3 stations to thousands.

Our parents were suddenly free from the confines of the depression and the war, and they threw themselves into exploring opportunities they had never imagined.

We weren't neglected, but we weren't today's all-consuming family focus, either. Our parents were glad we played by ourselves until the street lights came on. They were busy discovering their own post war world.

We entered a world of overflowing plenty and opportunity; a world where we were welcomed.

We enjoyed the luxury of feeling secure in our future, even though memories of the Depression were deeply rooted.

Polio was still a crippler.

The Korean War was a dark presage in the early '50s, and by mid-decade school children were ducking under desks for Air-Raid training.

Russia built the "Iron Curtain" and China became "Red China."

Eisenhower sent the first 'advisers' to Vietnam.

Castro set up camp in Cuba and Khrushchev came to power.

We are the last generation to experience an interlude when there were no threats to our homeland.

We came of age in the 40s and 50s. The war was over and the cold war, terrorism, "global warming" and perpetual economic insecurity had yet to haunt life with unease.

Only our generation can remember both a time of great war, and a time when our world was secure and full of bright promise and plenty. We have lived through both.

We grew up at the best possible time, a time when the world was getting better, not worse.

We are the Silent Generation — "The Last Ones"

More than 99% of us are now retired or deceased, and those of us still alive feel privileged to have lived in the "best of times!”


What we found interesting about this article was a reader’s response below the story that appears to have been authored by someone with inside knowledge of the SJPD. It’s a blistering account of an incident involving Phan when he was in charge of SJPD’s I.A. Unit. If you choose to scroll down and read it by clicking HERE for the full article, do NOT assume that the author’s name as it appears is representative of the same well known retired Lieutenant who uses the same name as an email pseudonym...

Public Safety Union Takes No Confidence Vote of Sunnyvale DPS Chief

By Victoria Kezra <>
Mercury News —Dec. 15, 2017

Sunnyvale Department of Public Safety Chief, Phan Ngo, 50.

The Sunnyvale Public Safety Officers’ Association says it has taken a vote of no confidence in Department of Public Safety Chief Phan Ngo. The outcome of the vote has yet to be released.

But Interim City Manager Kent Steffens and Mayor Glenn Hendricks, in a statement issued by the city on Dec. 7, expressed their “unequivocal support for the public safety initiatives and reforms” pushed by Ngo and described the vote as “unfounded and uncalled for.”

Ngo, who came to Sunnyvale in January from the San Jose Police Department and took over for the retiring Frank Grugurina, has faced criticism from the association the last few months, particularly over the department’s proposed changes to its internal affairs investigations, which looks into incidents, allegations and suspicions involving law breaking or professional misconduct by officers.

The no-confidence vote came after a Nov. 4 letter from the association’s executive board urged members to take the vote. It was unknown at press time how many members voted and what the count was. The group represents police, fire, emergency medical service and emergency dispatch workers.

In the letter to members, leadership stated its main issues with Ngo were a “failure to provide clear leadership, management and policy decision,” as evidenced by “willful ignorance of DPS standards and fire safety,” “lack of transparency” and “failure of concern for officers.”

It cites a report on how to improve the internal affairs investigation process, which documented several “problem” investigations conducted by the Public Management Group and Howard Jordan, a consultant and former Oakland police chief. The letter alleges that a copy of the report provided to employees “was so heavily redacted it brought about more questions than answers,” reflecting a lack of transparency.

The union’s letter also said it was upset with the lack of input members had in the internal affairs modernization process.

“He’s refusing to allow the PSOA to be part of the project until the ‘implementation’ stage, by which time the department will be dictating to its employees how it plans to investigate them. That’s another missed opportunity and slap in the face to our members,” the letter says.

The letter also alleges a quid pro quo connection between Ngo and consulting group Hillard Heintze, which was hired to make recommendations. It notes that former San Jose police chief Rob Davis, who now is Hillard Heintze’s senior vice president, had promoted Ngo while he was with that department.

Ngo said in an interview Dec. 8 that the review of the department’s internal affairs program, with help from Hillard Heintze, would be more comprehensive than past ones and “update outdated” procedures.

“I’d like to see classification for allegations and complaints, which is something we don’t have. I’d like to see current best practices for body cameras which is new technology for the department,” Ngo said.

He said some parts of the report were redacted to protect officers.

“I think it’s premature for PSOA to push back on this project. I hope they will give this project a chance,” Ngo said, adding that the report with possible recommendations should be ready sometime next year.

According to the city’s statement last week, Ngo is working to improve the process by “promoting transparency, fairness and organizational excellence.”

The union’s letter also criticizes Ngo’s transition into the job. The Department of Public Safety (DPS) is unusual because in addition to police, it encompasses fire and emergency medical services, with officers trained for all three.

In the letter, the union states that “in contrast to his predecessors, (Ngo) displays a complete disregard for the fire side of the service.” It contends he didn’t follow proper safety protocol during fire safety training and takes offense to his alleged references to the department as “Sunnyvale Police Department” in emails early during his tenure.

In stating that Ngo isn’t concerned for officers, the letter claims he waited a day to visit a hospitalized officer and that he terminated a probationary officer who was found disoriented while off duty. It alleges he had her arrested for a misdemeanor crime he didn’t witness.

In an interview last month with this newspaper, Ngo acknowledged he was still learning the department’s unique structure.

“I recognize it’s different: It’s public safety, not a traditional law enforcement model,” he said. “It’s still a learning process to learn the fire discipline. It’s been good so far, and I know I need to continue to do that and getting to know community members and department members and building that trust that all new leaders have to do when you come to that organization when you’re not from that organization.”

In the run up to the letter and no-confidence vote, Ngo attended a union meeting in October where he fielded questions from members for roughly 40 minutes. Among other questions, he was asked why more lieutenants weren’t being promoted from within DPS and why there isn’t more trust between the rank and file and DPS command staff.


Hearing problem…

Received from Bruce Morton

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple test he could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

“Here's what you do," he said. “Stand about 40 feet away from her and speak in a normal conversational speaking tone to see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He thought to himself, I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.

In a normal tone he asked, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response.

So he moved closer to the kitchen about 30 feet from and repeated the question: "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next, he moved into the dining room where he was about 20 feet from his wife and asked, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again no response.

He walked up to the kitchen door about 10 feet away: "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is no response.

So he walked right up behind her and asked,”Honey, what's for dinner?"

She replied, “For the FIFTH time, Ken, it's chicken.”

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Be careful what you wish for...

Received from Bob Kosovilka


The woman below was seen at a protest in Washington D.C.


No pun intended, but check out HER guns (biceps)…


Does that mean she wants...

• Women banned from school and college campuses?

• Women banned from establishments selling alcohol?

• Women banned from polling places on election days?

 • Women banned from any official government group meetings?

• Women banned from all airports?

• Paying a fee to the state to carry a Woman with you?

• Some Women banned outright simply because they look too scary?

• All Women locked up at all times when they are not in use?

• Does she think all men should be allowed to have more than one?

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Senior Warning

Received from Alice Murphy

This is what most of you 70+ year-olds have to look forward to. It happened at an assisted living center.

The people who lived there have small apartments, but they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast, so a staff member went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. He could be heard through the door. He said he was running late and would be down shortly, so the staff member left.

An hour later he still hadn't arrived, so the same staff member went back up toward his room and found him on the stairs. He was coming down but was having a heck of time. He had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work right. The staff member told him she was going to call an ambulance, but he told her no, he wasn't in any pain and just wanted to have his breakfast. So, she helped him the rest of the way down the stairs and he had his breakfast.

When he tried to return to his room he was completely unable to stand up from the table, so an ambulance was called and he was taken to the hospital.

A couple hours later the staff member called to see how he was doing.

The nurse on his floor said he was fine, he just had both of his legs in one leg of his boxer shorts.

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Sample please...

Received from Patti Cripe

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and handed him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked, “What happened?”

"Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too. First with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied,

"Yep, and none of us could get the damn jar open."

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What a morning!


8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of a neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

8:20 A gay couple living nearby grumbled that it should have been two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans in apartment 12 across the street complained about the carrot nose. “Veggies are food and not to be used for decoration.” they said. So I replaced the carrot with a lump of coal.

8:28 I am now being called a racist by a black couple down the street because the snow woman is white.

8:31 A Muslim man two doors down wants the snow woman to wear a burka.

8:40 Someone called the cops who showed up to see what’s going on.

8:42 I was told the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I muttered : "Yeah, it could be if it was up your a**!”

8:52 My phone was seized and thoroughly checked while I was blindfolded and transported to the police station.

9:00 I am now on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on creating chaos at this sensitive time of the year.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.  

9:29 A little known jihadist group told the media they trained me and that I work for them.

I am totally done with this! I will never make another snowman, snow woman or snow anything again. It’s too dangerous!

Welcome to the new and improved U.S. of A, land of the whiners




—Funnies for the anti-Trump crowd from the late night talk show hosts—

Dec. 13 — 19

Dec. 13: Last night Doug Jones pulled off a shocking win over Roy Moore to become senator of Alabama. You know it's been a crazy year when an alleged pedophile loses a Senate race, and we're all like, "Wow! What an upset!"

Roy Moore became the first Republican to lose an Alabama Senate race in 25 years. It was so embarrassing, his horse went home in an Uber.

As the results came in, reporters said it was very quiet at Moore's campaign headquarters. But to be fair, it WAS a school night.

Paul Ryan revealed that he hasn't eaten sweets in 10 years, and said that he'd rather eat grilled asparagus than a Snickers. Americans were like, "And we thought Roy Moore was a monster!"

Apparently George Clooney once gave his 14 best friends a million dollars each. They were thrilled, while his 15th best friend was like, "What the hell, man?"

Dec. 14: Do you remember that old episode of “The Apprentice” where Trump fires Omarosa and she flips out? Well, I guess they aired a rerun the other night at the White House. It came out yesterday that Omarosa had been fired, but the White House says she’s leaving to pursue other opportunities. Even dogs living on a farm upstate were like, “Yeah, right.”

After chief of staff John Kelly fired Omarosa, she apparently tried to barge into Trump’s private residence. Secret Service agents stopped her, while another said, “Eh, I want to see how this plays out. Get your phone. Get your phone out.”

But Omarosa’s trying to put a positive spin on things. She said her goal all along was to reach one year of working in the White House. Which is funny because that’s actually Trump’s goal too.

Meanwhile, Trump was like, “I thought her name was Omarosa. Is it Felicia? You’re fired, Felicia. You tell her, you tell her.”

Dec. 18: You guys, today President Trump gave a big speech on National Security. He focused on the three biggest threats to our country -- Russia, North Korea, and Omarosa.

At one point he said, "We will never lose sight of our values and their capacity to inspire, uplift, and renew." Then he realized someone left an old Obama speech in the teleprompter. "That doesn't sound like me at all. What just happened? Wall. Come on, Donald, improvise."

It was revealed that the Pentagon had a top secret program to investigate UFO’s and aliens. Which is why Trump announced plans to build a dome over the earth and make E.T. pay for it.

There was an 11-hour power outage at the airport in Atlanta yesterday. And people were stranded on the tarmac for six hours. Don't worry, though, flight attendants came through every hour with a thimble-size cup of room temperature water.

Dec. 19: Disney's Hall of Presidents just added a Donald Trump robot. He’s really making an impact at Disney - today, he deported Aladdin, and he gave Scrooge McDuck a tax break.

Yeah, they added Trump to the Hall of Presidents. You can tell it's Trump's robot, cuz Putin’s backstage controlling it.

The House passed the GOP tax bill. Yep, the Senate will follow, and Trump is expected to sign it into law this week. Which will get awkward when Trump says, “I’m busy - have my robot do it.”

I read that a majority of Americans would end up paying more in taxes by the year 2027. Trump said its payback for the majority of Americans who voted for Hillary Clinton.

Yeah, a lot of people are upset. In fact, I read that a woman took her top off in the House while protesting the vote. Security escorted her out, while Trump said, "Let's hear what she has to say!"  

Dec. 13: The big news was last night Democrat Doug Jones defeated controversial Republican candidate Roy Moore. Now, he lost, but on the bright side, Roy Moore can now focus his energies on his real passion – hiding from shopping mall security guards.

This is really historic because it's the first time in 25 years that a Democrat has been elected senator in Alabama. Now, to give you an idea of how long ago it was, Roy Moore was dating girls back then who are now in their 30s.

This election just totally got away from Roy Moore. The same way his horse did.

It was revealed that Omarosa, former apprentice contestant and recent White House aide, has been fired. Omarosa is out of a job. So now she'll be doing, well, pretty much the same thing she was doing at the White House. Absolutely nothing.

Omarosa was reportedly fired after a heated argument with chief of staff John Kelly and escorted off of the White House grounds. Now, on the bright side for her, it's the first time in months that a Trump staffer was not led away in handcuffs.

Dec. 13: Last night there was real concern the voters in Alabama would put an alleged child molester and bigot and homophobe, all the bad things Santa frowns on, in the United States Senate. But it didn't happen. The special election actually turned out to be a very special election after all.

A Republican losing to a Democrat in Alabama is like a grizzly bear losing to a fish.

If the Republican you're running against is not allowed inside Forever 21, your odds of winning increase significantly.

It is kind of depressing that in 2017, barely not electing an alleged pedophile to the Senate is something to celebrate.

At the Roy Moore post-election party they were NOT celebrating. They were also not giving up. Roy Moore refused to concede. On top of that, his horse got towed. It was very sad.

Not only didn't he concede, as of tonight he still hasn't conceded. He said God will decide when it's over. Guess what. God decided. It's over. God went home.

God's sitting on his couch watching Netflix right now. It's done.

Dec. 14: Do you feel the holiday spirit enveloping you like a blanket right now? Christmas is 10 days away, which means we only get to hear that Mariah Carey song 75,000 times.

Meanwhile, Roy Moore, you know Roy Moore — the leather-vested loser in the race for Senate in Alabama? Still hasn’t conceded the election. Even though he lost. Not only has he not conceded, he released a YouTube video bemoaning the fact that immorality is sweeping the land. If immorality is sweeping the land, you, my friend, are a Roomba.

The new Star Wars movie has finally arrived. “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” opened in theaters tonight. I feel we need more time between the Star Wars movies. As soon as you come out of the theater you have to get in line for the next one. It’s expected to be the No. 1 movie with a colon in the title at the box office this weekend.

The big news in show business is that Disney is buying Fox — or most of Fox. Disney, the company that owns our network, ABC, is buying 21st Century Fox for more than $60 billion. Bad news, now we only have about $300 left to make the next Star Wars movie.

Dec. 13: Roy Moore may have lost last night's election, but we'll never forget all the people he touched.

Republican Roy Moore did not concede last night's special Senate election in Alabama, telling his supporters, quote, "God is always in control." Unless Moore's on his horse, in which case no one's in control.

Last night the people of Alabama made the apparently very difficult decision of choosing a Democrat over a guy who was banned from a mall. I know we're all tired of mall jokes, so let me just say one thing very seriously. Sure, Roy Moore was the Hot Topic for a while, but America's not a Banana Republic and the voters made that Claire's. The voters said Ugg and they were able to Chanel their energy and send that Fossil off on some new Journeys.

According to a new Monmouth University poll, only 32 percent of people approve of the job President Trump is doing. Oh, wait. Oh, I'm sorry. I read that wrong. Only 32 people approve of the job President Trump is doing.

Dec. 14: Alabama Senator-elect Doug Jones said yesterday President Trump called him and was very gracious while congratulating him on his win. That story again, somebody prank-called Doug Jones.

The FCC today voted 3-2 along party lines to repeal Obama-era net neutrality rules. And if you’re not sure what that means, better Google it while you can.

According to CNN, Anderson Cooper’s tweet yesterday calling President Trump a pathetic loser came from someone using his assistant’s phone that was left unattended at the gym. Wait a minute. You can have your assistant go to the gym for you? This is a game-changer! A game-changer!

While announcing plans to trim the size of the regulatory code, President Trump today cut a red ribbon with an oversized scissors that was draped across stacks of paper. Then, because of all the regulations he repealed, the scissors fell apart, a dolphin choked on the ribbon, and the paper burst into flames.

Dec. 18: Senator Bob corker said this weekend that he would support the Republican tax plan, despite not reading it. "Same," said Trump about the constitution.

The Trump administration has banned the CDC from using seven words in official documents for next year's budget. The seven words are "Hillary Clinton actually won the popular vote."

The Trump administration has banned the CDC from using a list of seven words, including, vulnerable, entitlement, diversity, transgender, fetus, evidence-based, and science-based. And then Mike pence added his seven bad words, "Gosh, darn, nuts, heck, shoot, shucks," and the c-word which is just "Crud."

Hundreds of flights were cancelled today at the world's busiest airport in Atlanta due to a massive power outage yesterday. Experts are saying this could lead to as many as 30 texts from your mother.

Dec. 19: The House passed a Republican tax bill today, which was great news for everyone from the super wealthy all the way down to the that's it.

Disneyworld's Hall of Presidents debuted an animatronic President Trump today. Good lord! Disneyworld, is that supposed to go in the haunted mansion?

Even Lincoln is looking at him like, this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

President Trump today denied a Washington Post report that he was considering rescinding his nomination of Supreme Court justice Neil Gorsuch. Prior to his confirmation, calling it, you guessed it, fake news. Hey, man, you're burning out your own catch phrase.

Pretty soon you're going to need a new catch phrase, like "It's golfing time." Or "I hereby resign from the presidency of the United States." Oh, that's catchy.

Dec. 13: I'm a little shaky tonight because my heart has been hurting all day due to a condition my doctor calls "hope." I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly. I haven't been saying that word that much this year because it's been a rough year.

We have been buried under an avalanche of bad news, but through the rubble of 2017, there was a glimmer of light, because last night, Roy Moore lost to Doug Jones in Alabama.

Jones is the first Democrat to win an Alabama Senate seat in 25 years – so a quarter of a century. The last time Alabama elected a Democratic senator, the biggest movie was "Aladdin," or, as Roy Moore calls it, "the perfect date movie."


Headed for Chicago, Detroit or any other crime-ridden city anytime soon? Mike Thompson is offering these visual traveling tips on how to remain safe if you have a need to visit an ATM…



If we could have one wish granted this Christmas season, it would be for Santa to deposit the message below in the stocking or under the tree of each and every Hollywood elite...

“The world will always need a plumber, electrician, construction worker, cop. It absolutely can do without the Hollywood rabble. Weigh your words well you modern day jesters. Dance, sing and show off your ability to act, but never forget that you exist only to serve as entertainment for the common men and women who are your kings and queens. As jesters your job is not to advise us on how to think, act or vote. You exist to entertain, and entertain only.”





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God bless these members from my military alma mater. These Air Force personnel donned WWII Army Air Corps uniforms and surprised the crowd at Union Station in Washington D.C. two years ago with a Holiday Flashback commemorating the 70th anniversary of the end of the Second World War. I’m not ashamed to admit that there are parts of THIS that brought forth some eye moisture. (8:53)

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Like Christmas music and aircraft? A year before the number at Washington’s Union Station above, the US Air Force band surprised those in attendance at the Smithsonian's National Air and Space Museum with a flash mob performing holiday music. Have a LISTEN, courtesy of Phil Norton. (6:44)

This quartet of kids has to be heard to be believed, and that a goes double for the big kid on the far right. Wait until you hear his voice as he joins the other three in THIS Christmas song. (OK, so they are lip-syncing. So what? They are still well worth a couple minutes of your time.) (4:29)

Possibly as a result of those red-blooded American males who enjoy laying eyes on the First Lady, THIS clip showing the Christmas decorations in the White House has already received 2.6 million views. (1:00)


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Whether you like little doggies or not, we are so sure this Christmas holiday performance from America’s Got Talent will leave a smile on your face or we will refund every cent you paid for your Farsider subscription! Think we’re kidding? Click HERE and we’ll prove it! (2:29)

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If you thought the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes were something to behold, watch THESE ladies from China perform their Leg Dance. (1:53)

Bill Leavy doesn’t get a lot of that winter white stuff falling from the sky out in the desert where he lives, so he has to rely on clips like THIS to get his annual snow fix. (2:13)

It’s rather interesting to see Diamond and Silk being interviewed on Fox & Friends. With tens of thousands of subscribers to their YouTube channel, THESE two ladies have indeed made quite a name for themselves in conservative circles. (5:03)


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Click HERE for an example of their shtick and watch Diamond and Silk add Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer to their “Bowl of Stupid.” (5:39)

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We had a devil of a time finding a website that carried this SNL clip that mimics an early educational film produced by General Electric on the subject of “Sexual Harassment.” It had recently been pulled from YouTube and similar websites, probably because Sexual Harassment is such a controversial topic in these troubled times. Who knows? Because we felt it was too good not to share, we emailed the mp4 movie file of the clip to several friends when it looked like it wouldn’t be possible to include it here in the Farsider. But alas, being the super sleuths we are, we were able to find one website that SNL and or NBC's lawyers apparently haven’t yet approached. Watch the clip now by clicking HERE. If it has been pulled, lawyers obviously got to the website operators before you did. (P.S. Yes, that familiar face in the clip belongs to NFL superstar Tom Brady.) (2:17)

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We can think of at least three words to describe the people featured in this video: Imbeciles, Idiots and Crazies. Have a look and we would wager you can come up with SEVERAL more. (13:45)

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Rumor has it that Southwest will soon be replacing its current fleet of aircraft with Boeing’s new 737 Max passenger jets and that they are offering above-average salaries to former military fighter pilots to come on board and pilot these beauties. It’s expected that the Southwest flight attendants won’t be quite as amusing as in the past, however, when they have to spend all their time handing out and disposing of air SICKNESS bags. (2:49)

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Only the Norwegians would have the nerve to put a commercial like this one on the air, which is evidence that they will broadcast almost anything for a laugh. Don’t ask us WHAT’S being advertised. We haven’t the 'soapiest' idea. All we know is that this ad is very popular in the California State Prison System. (0:54)

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Speaking of ads, “Mayday, mayday, we are sinking” is a plea from men at sea that raises the hair on the back of the necks of Coast Guard personnel around the world, ASSUMING that there isn’t a language barrier. (0:40)

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When it comes to TV ads, who can forget this one for Levi 501s from 27 years ago? Not Dave Wysuph or us. And yes, it has in fact been THAT long. (1:00)

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Sometimes it is easy to misread other people’s body language. Here is a perfect EXAMPLE in the form of an ice cream prank. (2:05)

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No Christmas edition of the Farsider would be complete without the video magic of The King teaming up with Martina McBride in this rendition of “Blue Christmas.” (Martina was 11 years old in 1977 when Elvis died, which is why we call this a MAGICAL Christmas video.)

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It’s that time of the year again for this traditional sing-along, and since the words are on the screen you don’t have an excuse not to participate, unless you have the mindset of the cop in our Pic of the Week below that was created by T&B back in the 1995 for the old INSIDER newsletter. (3:35)

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Merry Christmas to one and all…

Pic of the Week


Back in the ‘60s and ’70s, some cops called this
"Buzzing your way through the holidays.”



Additions and changes since the last published update (alphabetical by last name):

Paul Cook — Added
Larry Ryan — Added
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Agerbeek, Bob
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Aguilar, David
Aguirre, Jim
Albericci, Jerry
Alberts, Dick
Alcantar, Ernie
Alfano, Phil
Alford, Mike
Aligo, Cyndi
Allbright, Bill
Allen, Bob
Allen, Chaplain Bryan
Alvarado, Marie
Alvarez, Pat (Campbell)
Amaral, Mike
Anders, Alberta
Anderson, Jim
Anderson, Mark
Anderson, Sharon
Anthony, Tom
Antoine, Steve
Antonowicz, Germaine
Appleby, Judy
Arata, Jennifer
Arca, Rich
Archie, Dan
Avery, Rod
Babiarz, Maryanne
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Bailey, Rich
Baker, Beth
Balesano, Bob
Balesteri, Lou
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Barikmo, Jon
Bariteau, John
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Barker, Ken
Barnett, Brad
Baroff, Stan
Barranco, Rich
Barrera, Ray
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Basilio, Les
Bastida, Maggie
Bates, Tom
Battaglia, Nick
Battaglia, Will
Baxter, Jack
Bayer, Lance
Bayers, Dennis
Beams, Bob
Beattie, George
Becerra, Manny
Beck, Brian
Beck, Tom
Becknall, Jim
Beckwith, Tony
Beiderman, Margie
Belcher, Steve
Bell, Bob
Bell, Mark
Bell, Mike
Belleci, Ron
Beltran, Phil
Belveal, Chuck
Bence, Martin
Bennett, Joy
Bennett, Mark
Berggren, Heidi
Bergtholdt, Doug
Bernardo, Guy
Bettencourt, Ed
Bevis, Sherry
Biebel, Phil
Bielecki, Mike
Binder, Andrew
Biskup, Shelley
Blackmore, Chuck
Blackstock, Carroll
Blank, Craig
Boales, Tina
Boes, Judith
Boggess, Eileen
Boggess, Mike
Bonetti, Jon
Borbons, Carl
Bosco, Al
Botar, Rick
Bowen, Gordy
Bowman, Mike
Boyd, Pat
Boyles, John
Brahm, Bob
Bray, Mary Ellen
Brewer, Tom
Brickell, Maryann
Bridgen, Betty Ruth
Bridgen, Dave
Brocato, Dom
Brookins, Dennis
Brooks, Bob
Brown Jr., Bill
Brown, Charlie
Brown, Dennis
Brown, Ernie
Brown, Marilyn
Brown, Ricky
Brown, Terry
Browning, Bob
Brua, Dale
Buckhout, Craig
Bullock, April
Bullock, Dan
Bulygo, Mary
Burke, Karol
Burns, Barbara
Burroughs, (Bronson) Utta
Busch, Dennis
Bye, Bud
Byers, David
Bytheway, Glenn
Caddell, Jim
Cadenasso, Richard
Caldarulo, Wendy
Calderon, Richard
Caldwell, Phyllis
Camara, Bob
Camarena, Raul
Campbell, Jason
Campbell, John
Campbell, Larry
Campos, John
Cannell, Tom
Caragher, Ed
Caraway, Steve
Card, Christine
Cardin, Randy
Cardone, Lloyd
Cardoza, Vic
Carlin, David
Carlsen, Laura
Carlton, Jim
Caro, Bert
Caro, Lynne
Carr Jr., John
Carr, John
Carraher, Don
Carraher, Jim
Carrillo, Jaci Cordes
Carrillo, John
Carter, Ernie
Cassidy, Kevin
Cates, Dean
Cavallaro, Dave
Cedeno, Rey
Chalmers, JC
Chamness, Hank
Chapel, Ivan
Chavez, Ruben
Chevalier, Brian
Chewey, Bob
Christian, Brian
Christiansen, Bob
Christiansen, Rich
Christie, Kenn
Clark, Bill (the one who stayed)
Clark, Bill
Clark, Kevin
Clayton, Dave
Clear, Jennifer
Clifton, Craig
Clough, Mark
Coates, Marisa
Cobarruviaz, Lou
Coen, Roger
Colombo, Tony
Comelli, Ivan
Como, John
Confer, Rick
Connor, Stephanie
Connors, Kim
Conrad, Mark
Conroy, Mike
Contreras, Dee
Conway, Ed
Cook, John
Cook, Paul
Cooke, Bertie
Coppom, Dave
Cordes, Marilyn
Cornfield, Scott
Cortez, Darrell
Cossey, Neil
Costa, Mike
Cotterall, Doug
Couser, Rich
Cripe, Rodger
Crowell, Chuck
Culwell, Ken
Cunningham, Stan
D'Arcy, Steve
Dailey, Karen
Daley, Brian
Daly, Ron
Damon, Alan
Damon, Veronica
Daniels, Jim
Daulton, Rich
Daulton, Zita
Davis, Bud
Davis, Joan
Davis, Mike
Davis, Rob
Day, Jack
Deaton, Caroll
DeBoard, Joe
DeGeorge, Bob
Deitschman, Tracy
DeLaere, Sylvia
Delgado, Dave
DeMers, Buc
Dennis, Sandra
Destro, Mike
Destro, Tony
Devane, Dan
Devane, Joe
Dewey, Rod
Diaz, Mike
DiBari, Dave
DiVittorio, Gerrie
Dishman, Billy
Doherty, Janiece
Dolezal, Dennis
Dominguez, Bob
Dooley, Jeff
Dorsey, Ed
Dotzler, Jennifer
Dowdle, Mike
Doxie, Tara
DuClair, Jim
Dudding, Bill
Dudley, Bruce
Duey, Dennis
Dye, Allen
Dwyer, Pat
Earnshaw, Kathy
Earnshaw, Patrick
Edillo-Brown, Margie
Edwards, Derrek
Edwards, Don
Egan, Mike
Eisenberg, Terry
Ellner, Howard
Ellsworth, Larry
Embry (Howsmon), Eva
Erfurth, Bill
Erickson, Scott
Esparza, Dave
Esparza, Fred
Estrabao, Dario
Eubanks, Earl
Evans, Linda
Evans, Michael
Evans, Ron
Ewing, Chris
Ewing, Don
Ewing, Paul
Fagalde, Kevin
Fair, Bruce
Fairhurst, Dick
Fanucchi, Roscoe
Farlow, Paul
Farmer, Jack
Faron, Walt
Farrow, Chuck
Faulstich, Marge
Faulwetter, Stan
Faz, Dennis
Fehr, Mike
Ferdinandsen, Ed
Ferguson, Betty
Ferguson, Ken
Ferla, Al
Fernsworth, Larry
Flauding, Ken
Fleming, Joe
Flores, Phil
Flosi, Ed
Fong, Johnson
Fong, Richard
Fontanilla, Rick
Forbes, Jay
Foster, Rick
Foulkes [Duchon], Louise
Francois, Paul
Francois, Tom
Frazier, Rich
Freitas, Jordon
Fryslie, Kevin
Furnare, Claud
Gaines, Erin
Galea, Andy
Galios, Chris
Galios, Kathy
Gallagher, Steve
Garcia, Jose
Garcia, Lisa
Gardner, Paul
Garner, Ralph
Gaumont, Ron
Gay, Brian
Geary, Heide
Geer, Brian
Geiger, Rich
Gergurich, Judy
Giambrone, Jim
Giorgianni, Joe
Giuliodibari, Camille
Goings, Mark
Gomes, Rod
Gonzales, Gil
Gonzales, Jesse
Gonzalez, D. (formerly D. Avila)
Gonzalez, Frank
Gonzalez, Jorge
Gott, Pat
Graham, George
Grande, Carm
Grant, Bob
Grant, Doug
Grant, Rich
Granum, Jeff
Graves, Pete
Green, Chris
Grigg, Bruce
Griggs, Fran
Grimaldo, Linda
Grimes, Eric
Guarascio, Dan
Guerin, Pete
Guido, Jr., Jim
Guido, Sr. Jim
Guizar, Ruben
Gummow, Bob
Gummow, Rich
Gutierrez, Hector
Guzman, Dennis
Guzman, Kim
Gwillim, Reese
Habina, Ron
Hafley, Gary
Hahn, Chuck
Hale, Don
Handa, Mitch
Handforth, Terry
Hann, George
Hare, Caren (Carlisle)
Harnish, Mary (Craven)
Harpainter, Bob
Harper, Glenn
Harris, Bucky
Harris, Diane
Harris, Don
Haskell, Marty
Hawkes, Ken
Haynes, Sandy
Hazen, Skip
Heckel, Rick
Hedgpeth, Bob
Helder, Ron
Hellman, Marilyn
Hendrickson, Dave
Hendrix, Dave
Hernandez, Irma
Hernandez, Joe
Hernandez, Linda
Hernandez, Rudy
Hernandez, Vic
Herrick, Mike
Herrmann, Erma
Hewison, Jamie
Hewitt, Dave
Hilborn, Art
Hildebrandt, Karen
Hill, Sandra
Hinkle, John
Hippeli, Micki
Hirata, Gary
Hober, Dave
Hober, Margo
Hodgin, Bruce
Hoehn, Charlie
Hogate, Joanne
Hogate, Steve
Hollars, Bob
Holliday, Sandy
Hollingsworth, Larry
Holloway, Sandi
Holser, George
Hong, Bich-nga
Horton, Debbie (McIntyre)
Hoskin, Wendy
Hosmer, Dewey
Howard, Terri
Howell, Jim
Howsmon, (Jr.) Frank
Howsmon (Sr.), Frank
Hudson, Kim
Hughes, Gary
Hunter, Dick (via daughter Kim Mindling)
Hunter, Jeff
Husa, Sonia
Hyland, Brian
Ibarra, Miguel
Imobersteg, Rob
Inami, Steve & Francine
Ingraham, George
Ireland, Joe
Jackson, Curt
Jacksteit, Ken
Jacobson, Barbara
Janavice, Dean
Jeffers, Jim
Jenkins, Dave
Jensen, Dan
Jensen, Janie
Jewett, Donna
Jepson, Cliff
Jezo, Pat
Johnson, Bob
Johnson, Craig
Johnson, Cynthia
Johnson, Dave
Johnson, Gary
Johnson, Jon
Johnson, Karen
Johnson, Kyle
Johnson, Mardy
Johnson, Tom & Fran
Jones, Russ
Jones, Wayne
Kaminsky, Glenn
Katashima, Annie
Katz, Dan
Keneller, Dave
Kennedy, Scott
Kennedy, Tom
Kensit, John
Killen, Pat
Kimbrel, Tammy
Kinaga, Rose
King, Charlie
Kingsley, Fred
Kirby, Erwin
Kirkendall, Dave
Kischmischian, Gene
Klein, Lou Anna
Kleman, Karl
Knea, Tim
Kneis, Brian
Knopf, Dave
Kong, Ernie
Kosovilka, Bob
Kozlowski, Astrid
Kracht, John
Kregel, John
Kunesh, Cindy
Kurz, Jennifer
Lagergren, Fred
Lanctot, Noel
Laney, Tammy
Lansdowne, Sharon
Lara, Bill
LaRault, Gary
Larsen, Bill
Laverty, Ann
Lax, John
Leak, Felecia
Leavy, Bill
Leavey, Jack
LeGault, Anna
LeGault, Russ
Lem, Noland
Leonard, Gary
Leonard (Lintern), Lynda
Leong, Ken
Leroy, Jim
Lewis, Lefty
Lewis, Marv
Lewis, Steve
Lind, Eric
Linden, Larry  
Lisius, Jim
Little, Keith            
Livingstone, John
Lobach, Bob
Lockwood, Bob
Lockwood, Joan
Logan, Maureen
Longaker, Mary
Longoria, Noe
Lopez, Candy
Lopez. Dan
Lopez, Ruvi
Lovecchio, Pete
Low, John
Lu, Elba
Luca, Dennis
Lucarotti, Jim
Luna, Gloria
Lundberg, Larry
MacDougall, Joanne
Macris, Carly
Macris, Tom
Madison, Gary
Maehler, Mike
Mahan, Rick
Malatesta, Jim
Malcolm, Roger
Mallett, Bill
Malvini, Phil
Mamone, Joe
Marcotte, Steve
Marfia, John
Marfia, Ted
Marin, Julie
Marini, Ed
Marlo, Jack
Marsh, Scott
Martin, Brad
Martin, Lou
Martin, Todd
Martinelli, Ron
Martinez, Rick
Martinez, Victor
Matteoni, Charlotte
Mattos, Bill
Mattos, Paula
Mattocks, Mike
Mayo, Lorraine
Mayo, Toni
Mazzone, Tom
McCaffrey, Mike
McCain, Norm
McCall, George
McCall, Lani
McCarville, John
McCollum, Bob
McCollum, Daniele
McCready, Tom
McCulloch, Al
McCulloch, Scott
McDonald, Joey
McElvy, Mike
McFall, Ron
McFall, Tom
McGuffin, Rich
McGuire, Pat
McIninch, Mark
McKean, Bob
McKenzie, Dennis
McLucas, Mike
McMahon, Jim
McMahon, Ray
McNamara, Laurie
McTeague, Dan
Meheula, Cheryl
Mendez, Deborah
Mendez, Mike
Messier, Tom
Metcalfe, Dave
Metcalfe, Mickey
Miceli, Sharon
Miller, Keith
Miller, Shirley
Miller, Stan
Miller, Toni
Mills, Don
Miranda, Carlos
Mitchell, Carol
Modlin, Dick
Mogilefsky, Art
Moir, Bob
Monahan, Chris
Montano, Wil
Montes, José
Morales, Octavio
Moore, Dewey
Moore, Don
Moore, Jeff
Moore, JoAnn
Moorman, Jim
Morella, Ted
Moreno, Norma
Morgan, Dale
Morin, Jim
Morris, Jack
Morton, Bruce
Mosley, Joe
Mosunic, Taffy
Moudakas, Terry
Moura, Don
Mozley, Ron
Muldrow, Mark "Mo"
Mulholland, Kathy
Mullins, Harry
Mulloy, Dennis
Munks, Jeff
Munoz, Art
Murphy, Bob
Musser, Marilynn
Nagel, Michael
Nagengast, Carol
Nakai, Linda
Nalett, Bob
Namba, Bob
Nascimento, Mike
Nelson, Ed
Ngo, Phan
Nichols, John
Nichols, Mike
Nimitz, Stephanie
Nissila, Judy
Norling, Debbie
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North, Jim
Norton, Peter
Norton, Phil
Nunes, John
Nunes, Les
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O'Connor, Mike
O'Donnell, Tom
O'Keefe, Jim
Oliver, Pete
Ortega, Dan
Ortiz, Leanard
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Ozuna, George
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Padilla, George
Pagan, Irma
Painchaud, Dave
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Paredes, Carlos
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Parsons, Mike
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Payton, George
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Pearson, Sam
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Pegram, Larry
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Ken Pitts
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Polmanteer, Jim
Porter, John
Postier, Ken
Postier, Steve
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Princevalle, Roger
Pringle, Karl
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Pryor, Steve
Punneo, Norm
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Quezada, Louis
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Quint, Karen
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Ramirez, Victoria
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Raye, Bruce
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Reek, Rob
Reeves, Curt
Reid, Fred
Reinhardt, Stephanie
Reizner, Dick
Rendler, Will
Rettus, Bev
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Reuter, Larry
Reutlinger, Leslie
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Reyes, Juan
Reyes, Mo
Rheinhardt, Bob
Rice, Jayme
Rice, Lyle
Richter, Darrel
Riedel, Gunther
Rimple, Randy
Roach, Jim
Roberts, Mike
Robertson, Harry
Robinson, Walt
Robison, Rob
Rodgers, Phil
Rogers, Lorrie
Romano, Bill
Romano, Marie
Rose, John
Ross, Joe
Ross, Mike
Rosso, Ron
Roy, Charlie
Royal, Julie
Ruiloba, Louie
Russell, Russ
Russell, Stan
Russo, Grace
Ruth, Leo
Ryan, Joe
Ryan, Larry
Saito, RIch
Salamida Joe
Salewsky, Bill
Salguero, Desiree
Salvi, Pete
Samsel, Dave
Santos, Bill
Sanfilippo, Roy
Sauao, Dennis
Savage, Scott
Savala, john
Sawyer, Craig
Scanlan, Pete
Scannell, Dave
Schembri, Mike
Schenck, Joe
Schenini (Alvarez), Joanne
Schiller, Robert
Schmidt, Chuck
Schmidt, Paul
Schriefer, Hank
Seaman, Scott
Seck, Tom
Sekany, Greg
Seymour, Chuck
Seymour, Jim
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Sheppard, Jeff
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Sherr, Laurie
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Shuey, Craig
Shuman, John
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Sills, Eric
Silva, Bill
Silveria, Linda
Silvers, Jim
Simpson, Terry
Sinclair, Bob
Sly, Sandi
Smith, Bill
Smith, BT
Smith, Craig
Smith, Ed
Smith, Frank
Smith, Jerry
Smith, Karen
Smith, Kerry
Smith, Mike
Smoke, Wil
Sorahan, Dennis
Spangenberg, Hal
Spicer, John
Spitze, Randy
Spoulos, Dave
Springer, George
Stauffer, Suzan
Stelzer, Rex
Sterner, Mike
Strickland, John
Sturdivant, Billy
Sugimoto, Rich
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Sumner, Ted
Sun, Jeff
Suske, Joe
Swanson, Ray
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Tarricone, Linda
Tate, Bill
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Tenbrink, Bob
Tennant, Ed
Teren-Foster, Aileen
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Thawley, Dave
Thayer, Dean
Theobald, Cynthia
Thomassin, Ron
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Thompson, Gary
Thompson, Margie
Thompson, Mike
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Tietgens, Don
Tomaino, Jim
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Torres, Ralph
Townsend, John
Townsend, Vicki
Tozer, Dave
Trapp, Greg
Trevino, Andy
Trujillo, Ted
Trussler, Christine
Trussler, John
Tush, Lorraine
Tyler, Diana
Unger, Bruce
Unland, Joe
Urban, Diane
Usoz, Steve
Valcazar, Dan
Vallecilla, Ernie & Peggy
Van Dyck, Lois
Vanegas, Anna
Vanek, John
Vasquez, Danny
Rich Vasquez
Vasquez, Ted
Vasta, Joe
Videan, Ed
Videan, Theresa
Vidmar, Mike
Vincent, Bill
Vinson, Jim
Vizzusi, Gilbert
Vizzusi, Mike
Vizzusi, Rich
Vizzusi, Tony
Waggoner, Bill
Wagner, Jim
Wagstaff, Greg
Wahl, John
Walker, Dave
Wall, Chuck
Ward, Jean
Watts, Bob
Way, Vicky
Webster, Ron
Wedlow, Dean
Weesner, Greg
Weesner, Steve
Weir, Tony
Welker, Jessica
Wells, Bill
Wells, Brenda
Wells, Mike
Wendling, Boni
Wendling, Jay
Werkema, Jim
Weston, Tom
Wheatley, Tom
White, Rich
Wicker, Joe
Wiley, Bruce
Williams, Jodi
Williams [Durham], Lanette
Williams, Rick
Williamson, Kathleen
Williamson, Ken
Wilson, Caven
Wilson, Jeff
Wilson, Jerry
Wilson, Lee
Wilson, Neal
Wilson, Stan
Wilson, Tom
Windisch Jr., Steve
Wininger, Steve
Winter, Bill
Wirht, Kim
Witmer, Dave
Wittenberg, Jim
Wolfe, Jeff
Womack, Kenn
Woo, Paul
Wood, Dave
Wood, Jim
Woodington, Brad
Wysuph, Dave
Yarbrough, Bill
Young, Mike
Younis, Tuck
Yuhas, Dick
Yules, Ken
Zalman, Ginny
Zanoni, Mike
Zaragoza, Phil
Zenahlik, Tom
Zimmerman, Eliza
Zwemke, Doug