The Farsider

Feb. 14, 2019

Bill Mattos, Editor and Publisher <bilmat@comcast.net>
Leroy Pyle, Webmaster <leroypyle@sjpba.net>

 

The Farsider is an independent publication that is not affiliated with the San Jose Police Benevolent
Assn. The SJPBA has allowed the Farsider to be included on its website solely for the convenience of
the retired San Jose Police community. The content of this newsletter does not represent or reflect
the views of the San Jose Police Benevolent Association's Board of Directors or its membership.



BY GOLLY, TODAY IS...


I was shocked to learn that the other half of the Farsider team — Leroy our Webmaster — gave up a successful singing and dancing career to become a cop a half century ago. But I was also happy because I was able to talk him and his wife Cheryl into extending a Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you with a song and dance. If you will kindly click HERE, I can guarantee you will be entertained for exactly 1 minute and 30 seconds. Go ahead. What have you got to lose other than a minute-and-a-half of your life you will never get back!






PBA MEETS NEXT WEDNESDAY...



Same location: POA Hall
Bar Opens at 5:00 with dinner being served around 6:00



JERRY ALBERICCI UPDATE


Jerry’s family has designated the St. Jude’s Research Hospital for donations in his memory. The web page below allows you to dedicate your donation by name.

https://www.stjude.org/donate/donate-to-st-jude.html


Those wishing to send their condolences to the family can do so by sending an email to
<KariLHardin@gmail.com>.


This photo from a 1974 MERGE Christmas party comes from Ivan Comelli’s Vintage San Jose Police Facebook page. (L-R) Chuck Molosky; Jerry Albericci; Ron Rosso; Bill Brown; Ivan Comelli; and Jim Emmons. Only Ron and Ivan are still with us.

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Following are comments about Jerry that were posted on the 10-7OD San Jose Police and the Vintage San Jose Police Facebook pages as of 4:30 p.m. yesterday, Wed. the 13th.

Brian Blackford — My first Sergeant when I got out of FTO. Great guy! Great stories! And he always had your back. RIP Sarge.

Joe Salamida Jr — I really enjoyed his stories, he had many. May he rest in peace. My condolences to the family.

Randy Andrews — Good Man who kicked you in the butt when you failed to do your job! Like it or NOT! RIP Jerry!

Harry J. Mullins — I enjoyed working on the same shifts with Jerry and on the Crowd Control Team. Jerry had an affirmative attitude to enforcing the law that I could relate to. Rest in Peace, Brother.

Tim Skalland — Jerry was my MERGE Sgt. We put a lot of super bad guys away. Jerry and his family have much to be proud of. Cossey and McTeague can keep an eye on him and show him the ropes; all great cops end up at the ‘big substation.’

Margie Thompson — I liked Jerry’s style. No nonsense, took care of business, big heart. RIP Sarge.

Terry Warthan Alexander — Rest in Peace.

Mike Mattocks — Jerry was the first Sgt. I worked for when I came to SJPD, swings in Dist. 5, great memories. He had a tough outer shell but he really cared and took care of his team. I knew Jerry always had my back!

Toni Mayo — RIP Sgt. A good guy to work with.

Cheryl Babineau — So sorry to hear this. RIP Sgt.

Jeff Dooley — RIP Jerry.

Dan Guarascio — So sad. Jerry was number 3 working with John Pointer and myself at the Convention Center. Many memories. If I had a problem with someone, I would call in my heavy hitter: Jerry. He always worked things out. No one ever gave him any lip. He will truly be missed. RIP.

Gabe Reyes —  RIP, he was O.G.

Gerrie DiVittorio — My condolences to the family.

Joe Schenck — Jerry was a Cop’s Cop. His bark was worse than his bite....unless you were a dirtbag. Then you had better look out! He had a tough exterior, but a heart of gold, and was one of the first ones there if you needed help. A true SJPD legend who I had the honor and privilege to have known and worked with. RIP my friend. You will be missed.

Daniel Vasquez — Rest In Peace Sarge. Condolences to his family.

John Kensit — RIP Jerry, you will be missed by all who knew you.

Harry Stangel — RIP Jerry.

Bert Caro — Rest In Peace Jerry. It was a pleasure working for you and more!

Dennis Dolezal — RIP Jerry.

Walt Robinson — A good man! Always looking out for his people while setting high standards. RIP Sarge, you served your City and our Police Department with honor.

Raul Martinez — RIP Jerry. Thank you for taking care of me on more than one occasion.

Karl Kleman — Jerry was a good man and a great cop! RIP.

Mike Richmond — RIP Jerry! Always enjoyed working with you.

James Lucarotti — RIP Jerry. Good man. Good Cop.

Ron Mozley — Worked both Patrol and Motors with Jerry as my boss. You couldn’t find a better supervisor. Like John Kensit said Jerry always had our back. And every once and awhile we had his. I worked on the last TEU Team Jerry supervised. He was totally bored as the most junior officer had 16 years on. We, the team pretty much had the drill down. Jerry would show up at our major wrecks looking for something to do. He would direct traffic, take statements, whatever we needed. Then we found out he liked doing the diagrams. You got it Jerry and they came back looking like landscape drawings with bodies, skid marks and vehicles. Beautiful. Fun team to work on. Jerry (Sgt. Albericci) I will miss you. You were a friend and so much more. RIP Jerry, you were one of a kind.

Robert Serpico — RIP Sarge! I’ll never forget the night you saved the night for Curt Reeves and Wayne Farquhar. The term 3 from the” Sky“ never worked better! I remember the sparks flying from your vehicles under carriage as we sped to the scene in response to a Code 3 fill, Officers need assistance! Those were the days!

Micki Hippeli — One of the best sergeants I ever worked for.

Ivano Franco Comelli — Photo previously posted on the Vintage San Jose Police FB page. (L-R) Chuck Molosky, JERRY ALBERICCI, Ron Rosso, Bill Brown, Ivan Comelli, Jim Emmons. MERGE Christmas party 1974.

(See image above)


Chris Galios — Jerry was a great guy and an old school cop. RIP brother!

Sharon Caudill — Yep, Sgt. Albericci would have your back.

Edward Marini — God bless you Jerry. I totally enjoyed working for you in patrol, Varrio VMC and TEU. Always enjoyed your stories.

Mark Goings —  Great memories of Jerry. A one of a kind cop. None better.

Gary Madison — I had the pleasure of working with Jerry in patrol and motors. There was no doubt that he was in charge and he let you know if you did good or bad. He was the real Police.

Robert Dillon — I remember while in my training, my FTO took me to meet Sgt. Albericci for C7 at Trine's Cafe. While we ate and talked, a foot pursuit came out over the radio. NB 1st approaching Willow. He got up and walked to the door. He timed it just right. Opened the door and cracked the suspect with his baton as he passed. The pursuing Ofc's cuffed him and took him away. Sarge sat back down and continued the conversation and meal like that happened every day.


POA NEWS



Feb. 7th

 
The February 2019 eVanguard is now online. Hard copies of the magazine may have arrived by now. Click HERE to go to the POA website, then click on the image of the Vanguard to view it.



THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF SAN JOSE AND THE SJPD

New Distinction Honors Officers for Gun Arrests

By Robert Salonga <rsalonga@bayareanewsgroup.com>
Mercury News — Feb. 11, 2019


SAN JOSE — Officer Anthony Baza, an 11-year San Jose Police Department veteran, pursues the city’s most dangerous criminals and suspects as a member of the Violent Crimes Enforcement Team.

A regular shift will often entail high-risk arrests of shooting and assault suspects and gang members, many of them presumed to be armed. To Baza, both getting a suspect into custody and taking a gun out of circulation on the street can have a pronounced effect.

“The largest impact is you could prevent a shooting from happening, or at the very least stop someone from intimidating somebody because they’re carrying a gun,” he said.

Baza is one of the inaugural recipients of the department’s newly instituted Gun Seizure Award, a distinction given to officers whose enterprising and alert police work  leads to firearms being recovered, typically from felons barred from having guns, or from people suspected of violent crimes.

The gun-specific award, which comes in the form of a uniform insignia, is relatively rare in state law enforcement, and SJPD wanted to be one of the select agencies to do it, Police Chief Eddie Garcia said.

“We have awards for the amazing work officers do when they take multiple stolen vehicles off the street, and for taking intoxicated drivers off the street. What we didn’t have is recognition for doing the investigative work of taking guns off the street,” Garcia said. “For years, that has gone on without proper recognition. What more dangerous job is there than an investigative stop to take a loaded firearm off a criminal?”

At a ceremony Thursday, Baza was among 30 officers who received the distinctions. Officers who conduct three self-initiated arrests that involve the seizing of firearms in a 12-month period — either through street patrol or through detective work — are eligible for a rectangular uniform bar pin with one silver star. Six arrests in that period yields two silver stars — the distinction Baza earned — and nine such arrests earns three silver stars, which will be known as the Master Gun Seizure Award.

On street patrol alone, SJPD officers seized 175 guns during arrests in 2018, according to department figures. Dozens more were recovered by specialized teams like VCET and the department’s Metro special-enforcement unit.

“These officers are not just finding guns, they’re taking multiple armed criminals off the street,” Garcia said. “If you look at our homicides this year, if many of those individuals had been stopped before, they wouldn’t have occurred.”

Four of the city’s five homicides to date involved street shootings, one involving a grandmother who police and witnesses say was shot and killed by a stray bullet in an East San Jose neighborhood last month, and eventually led to the arrest of a 17-year-old boy. That resonated with three-star awardee Officer Francisco Vallejo, a VCET member who has worked for the department for 13 years.

“In the past couple of years, I’ve seen unintended victims get shot and killed because of these guns,” Vallejo said. “I’m willing to take the risk to not have to see another innocent person become a victim of gun violence.”

The distinction tracks with a broader emphasis on gun crimes by county law enforcement, amid a national backdrop of increasingly frequent mass shootings.

The Santa Clara County District Attorney’s Office has increased its use of Gun Violence Restraining Orders, emergency gun-based protective orders that can be filed to seize guns from someone who has firearms and has exhibited threatening behavior, but has avoided arrest. The restraining orders have elicited notable opposition, especially from gun-rights groups.

Garcia acknowledged the political context of addressing gun issues, but said the work honored Thursday shouldn’t court any controversy.

“The state of California talks a lot about gun control. Why don’t we start by enforcing gun laws we have on the books?” he said. “It starts with us.”

Detective Mike White, a member of the department’s revived Burglary Prevention Unit and a seasoned robbery investigator, said his experience has shown that when a gun is seized from a violent crime suspect, it can be a missing link to solving other crimes, and can have an effect beyond that of an individual arrest.

“A lot of these violent robbery crews, they are armed with weapons they share among the group,” White said. “When you’re able to get guns out of their hands, you’re getting not just the individual, but you’re taking away their means of committing these crimes.”

PENSION NEWS


You’ve heard us say several times in the past that what happens with CalPERS and CalSTRS could conceivably impact our Police & Fire Retirement Plan. There, we said it again…

CalPERS Piling More Pension Debt on California Taxpayers



Mercury News — Feb. 13, 2019

Daniel Borenstein is the East Bay Times Editorial Page
Editor. Reach him at
<dborenstein@bayareanewsgroup.com>


Despite nearly a decade of economic growth since the end of the Great Recession, the nation’s largest public pension system remains badly underfunded with only about two-thirds of the assets it should now have.

It’s time for the California Public Employees’ Retirement System to address one of the causes of the shortfall: It should stop relying on unrealistically optimistic investment-return forecasts to help bankroll the retirement of 1.9 million state and local government workers and family members.

CalPERS is currently in the middle of a three-year lowering of its assumed investment-earnings rate, from 7.5 percent annually to 7 percent. But that’s still not low enough.

The pension system’s staff and board members should know that. Their outside consultant warned them in 2016 that the best average annual return they could expect over the next 10 years was 6.2 percent.

For the sake of taxpayers and government workers, it’s time to further reduce the critical investment- earnings assumption.

To understand the significance of the assumed rate of return, keep in mind that public pensions are funded from three sources: Contributions from government employers (taxpayers), contributions from public employees and investment returns on those contributions.

The greater the assumed rate of return on those investments, the less money employers and employees must kick in up front. So, to leave more immediate money in government coffers for salaries and public projects, politically influential labor unions and many lawmakers push for optimistic assumptions about investment returns.

But reality catches up when those investment-return projections fail to pan out. The resulting shortfall is a debt that must be paid off to ensure workers’ pensions are safe. CalPERS’ debt now stands at an all-time high $146 billion, an average of more than $11,000 per California household. Payments on the shortfall are helping drive today’s rapidly rising pension costs that siphon off a growing portion of government revenues.

It’s time to break the cycle, to use realistic investment assumptions to properly fund the system upfront, rather than financing it through costly debt payments.

Using overly aggressive forecasting is unfair and financially

unwise for many reasons:

Unfair to taxpayers: It transfers pension costs from government employees to taxpayers. Upfront pension costs are shared by workers and employers. But when investment earnings fall short, government employers (taxpayers), make up the difference.

Unfair to future generations: Pensions should be properly funded upfront, when government workers perform labor and earn benefits. When investment earnings fall short, the debt is amortized over 20 to 30 years, forcing our children and grandchildren to pay costs for labor that benefits the current generation. That means future generations will have to pay more taxes or absorb more service cuts.

Hides full cost of pensions:

Overdependence on investment earnings hides part of the cost of pensions, making them look cheaper than they are. The result: Current politicians agree to benefits their agencies can’t afford but leave future leaders to find a way to help pay for it.

Increases long-term cost: It takes money to make money. Underfunding the system upfront reduces the potential for future investment returns and increases the total cost to taxpayers.

Leaves CalPERS more vulnerable: Underfunding a pension system leaves it more vulnerable to economic downturn, and puts workers’ pensions at greater risk. The only thing that saved Cal- PERS during the Great Recession was that it was fully funded, with 101 percent of the assets it should have had, as the downturn began. Two years later that funded ratio had dropped precipitously to 61 percent.

CalPERS has struggled to recover ever since. On June 30, 2018, CalPERS had just 71 percent of the assets it should have had on hand. By Dec. 31, that funded ratio had dropped to about 66 percent, although it has recovered some since. CalPERS would slip into insolvency if it had to absorb another 40-point decline.

To be sure, overly optimistic investment forecasting is not the only cause of the system’s severe shortfall. It’s actuarial assumptions about life expectancy were off and had been leading to undercollection of contributions; that’s been fixed. And it had been slow to cover past shortfalls; that’s been only partially fixed.

As for the 7 percent investment assumption, many like to cherry-pick the pension system’s past years of strong performance returns to justify the forecast.

But, Yu Ben Meng, Cal-PERS’ newly appointed chief investment officer, told his board last month that over the past 10 years and past 20 years, the system had fallen short of the 7 percent mark. Moreover, he said, market conditions make hitting that target in the future even more challenging.

Reaching that target requires making riskier investments, with greater upside potential and, of course, greater downside peril. It’s risk that an already underfunded pension system cannot afford to take.

For the sake of taxpayers and government workers, CalPERS should not be relying so heavily on overly optimistic investment forecasts. They should stop digging the hole deeper.


MAIL CALL



Feb. 9th

Bill,

This is way too foreboding. Too many similarities to what is happening to our country now. Past history has an undeniable message for all of us in America. Ask that your readers take the time to view this video. They may be stunned, but they will be better informed.  

Talking Points
<talking.points@comcast.net>

Rather than express my opinion about the message in this video, you readers can decide on your own. If you don’t like the message, at least you should enjoy the music. It’s the title song "Don't Cry for Me Argentina" from “Evita” by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Food for thought: Keep in mind that this video was produced and posted on YouTube in Aug. of 2015, some 3 1/2 years ago. Click on the link under the pic to view it. (7:16)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33i_BAhuiE0

 

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Feb. 10th

Bill,

I just found this Insider from 1998 in one of my packed boxes. Thought maybe you'd be a bit nostalgic with the PBA article.

I know I've told you before, but, you're doing a fantastic job with the Farsider. I don't know how you can do such a great job consistently.  

Phil Pitts
<dapits@pacbell.net>

That column from the Insider by Carm Grande brings back fond memories. It was from the days when Carm would recap the previous evening’s PBA meeting. Lots of familiar names. Sadly, not all of them are still with us. Has it really been 20 years? Thanks for the kind words about the Farsider, Phil. They are very much appreciated. Clicking on THIS link will transport readers back 20 years to a page of the Insider where Carm names names and describes the PBA meeting from the night before.

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Feb. 10th

Bill,

I don't know about you, but I thoroughly enjoyed every time we were put through vehicle pursuit training during our careers. I especially enjoyed the times when they let us swap roles between the pursuer and the pursued. I thought our training staff did an amazing job in helping us build our skills and test our abilities. Until now, that is. After watching the attached video, I realized that our folks lacked imagination while we had inferior vehicles to work with. This video shows how it is properly done!

Les
(Nunes) <chevyles@yahoo.com>

Right you are, Les. I’m trying to remember who it was that rolled the AMC Matador during pursuit training at the private airport in Fremont, not that it’s important.

The video that accompanied Les’ letter can be seen below. Some of you should recognize Ken Block as the pursuer of the three bad guys. Tighten your seatbelt and click HERE. (5:54)




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Feb. 12th


Check out the photo below of these 3 new congressmen, Jim Baird, Republican from Indiana, lost his left arm in Vietnam. Brian Mast, Republican from Florida, lost both legs in Afghanistan. Dan Crenshaw, Republican from Texas, lost his right eye in Afghanistan. All three of these men are Purple Heart recipients. How often have you seen them on the evening news? How often have we seen the two Muslim women and the communist from NY all blabbering vulgarities and spouting anti-Israel and anti-American insults. Such appreciation for real service to our nation.

Lumpy
(Lundberg) <lumpyl@sbcglobal.net>




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Feb. 12th

Hi fellows,

Re: De Kaplany case

Moir and I were first in on this case. Ike too. Facts are slightly different than described here. A book is available that details the case: “The Trial of Dr. DeKaplany” by Carolyn Anspacher.

Bud
(Bye) <mrbye@comcast.net>



Available only from third-party sellers on Amazon at the following prices…
(That hardcover price is NOT a typo)



THE MMOC CIOPPINO FEED

Click HERE for a larger image of the flyer.

 

EMERALD SOCIETY NEWS



TAKE THAT, GAVIN!

California Loses Border Wall Challenge at Appeals Court

By Brian Malley, Associated Press
Feb. 12, 2019

 

In this March 5, 2018, file photo, boys look through
an older section of the border structure from Mexicali,
Mexico, alongside a newly-constructed, taller section,
left, in Calexico, Calif. A federal appeals court has
rejected arguments by the state of California and
environmental groups who tried to block reconstruction
of sections of the U.S.-Mexico border wall. The 9th U.S.
Circuit Court of Appeals ruled Monday, Feb. 11, 2019,
that the Trump administration did not exceed its
authority by waiving environmental regulations…


LOS ANGELES — A federal appeals court ruled that the Trump administration did not exceed its powers by waiving environmental rules to speed up construction of prototypes and replacement of the U.S.-Mexico border wall.

The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on Monday rejected arguments by the state of California and environmental groups who tried to block work that has mostly been completed near San Diego and Calexico.

The 2-1 opinion upheld a lower court decision that found the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996 allows the Department of Homeland Security to avoid lengthy environmental reviews to speed construction of border barriers.

LOS ANGELES — A federal appeals court ruled that the Trump administration did not exceed its powers by waiving environmental rules to speed up construction of prototypes and replacement of the U.S.-Mexico border wall.

The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on Monday rejected arguments by the state of California and environmental groups who tried to block work that has mostly been completed near San Diego and Calexico.

The 2-1 opinion upheld a lower court decision that found the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996 allows the Department of Homeland Security to avoid lengthy environmental reviews to speed construction of border barriers.

The one dissenting judge said the case should have been thrown out because such appeals belong before the Supreme Court.

The ruling came as Congress worked out a government funding deal that includes some but not all of the money President Donald Trump wants for his cherished border wall expansion. A dispute over that funding, which does not include the sections of wall challenged in court, led to an unprecedented 35-day government shutdown that ended last month.

The appeals court case argued in Pasadena in August revolved around whether the Homeland Security secretary had authority to waive dozens of laws including the National Environmental Policy Act and Endangered Species Act. Reviews required by those laws can often delay or derail projects.

The administration has issued several waivers to build sections of border wall in California, New Mexico and Texas. Lawsuits opposed to some of those projects are pending, but legal challenges to such barriers have failed over the years amid national security concerns.

At issue in court were waivers the secretary issued in 2017 to cover fencing in two California cities.

The waivers were for eight prototypes built in San Diego and 2 miles (3 kilometers) of replacement fencing completed in downtown Calexico. Construction is almost complete on one 14-mile (23-kilometer) section of barrier in San Diego and work is about to start on another of the same length.

Attorney General Xavier Becerra and environmentalists argued that the secretary's authority to waive laws had expired and that the federal government overstepped and must comply with environmental laws.

The state was joined in the appeal by the Center for Biological Diversity, the Sierra Club, Defenders of Wildlife and Animal Legal Defense Fund.

"We're disappointed that the court is allowing the Trump administration's abuse of power to continue," said attorney Brian Segee of the Center for Biological Diversity. "Congress has ceded its authority to Trump, who has swept aside fundamental public safety and environmental laws to build walls that won't work."

The attorney general's office said it would evaluate its options, but wouldn't be deterred from continuing to challenge the Trump administration.

Associated Press writer Elliot Spagat in San Diego contributed to this story.


AMAZING!

Received from Glenn Bytheway


I'm pretty good at math, so I did this in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my mathematical calculations. Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough, the answer was my very favorite movie of all time!

DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results on the list of movies at the bottom. You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is:

1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply that number by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:

Movie List:

1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Nancy Pelosi Resignation Speech
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubt fire

Now, isn't that amazing?

STORIES OF THE WEEK

Poor Sal



Received from Alice Murphy


Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He tells the dispatcher, “I think Sal is dead! What should I do?"

The dispatcher, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he’s dead."

There is silence.

And then a gunshot is heard.

Vinny’s voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

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One Sunday morning…



From the Archives


One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, “Good morning, Alex.”

“Good morning, Pastor,” he replied, still focused on the plaque. “Pastor, what is this?”

The pastor said, “Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.”

Soberly, they just stood together staring at the large plaque.

Finally, little Alex, whose voice was trembling with fear and barely audible, asked, “Which service, the 8:30 or the 11:00?”

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Just Fred…



From the Archives


An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name
 
“Fred,” he replies.
 
“Fred what?” the officer asks.
 
“Just Fred,” the man responds.
 
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and write him a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name, but lost it. The officer thinks he might have a nut case on his hands but plays along.
 
“Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?”
 
“It's a long story," he says, "so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, an internship, residency and finally got my degree, so I was now Fred Johnson, MD."

"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school and earned my degree, so I was now Fred Johnson, MD, DDS."

"Got bored doing dentistry and made the mistake of fooling around with my assistant. Turns out she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.”
 
“Well, the ADA found out about the VD and they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, and they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am just Fred.”

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NOT from “Fifty Shades of Grey”



From the Archives


He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face as his girlfriend moved forward then backward, forward then backward, again and again.

Back and forth, back and forth, in and out, a little to the right, a little to the left, she could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts, and trickling down the small of her back. She was getting near to the end. Her heart was pounding, her face was flushed, she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.

Finally, totally exhausted, she let out a piercing scream and shouted, "OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park, you do it."


WEEKLY SNOPES URBAN LEGEND UPDATE



Click HERE for what’s new.

 




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It didn’t take long for the Bad Lip Reading crew to work a number on Trump’s State of the Union address. Have a look and listen by clicking HERE. (3:56)




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Roy D. Mercer is a radio talk show host in Tulsa, OK who likes to call up people and prank them. In this audio-only clip received from David Byers, Roy calls a Navy recruiting office and the conversation goes like THIS. (3:02)




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This clip is titled “Real Life Heroes (Amazing Cops).” THIS is why. (6:03)






Imagine you are one of 293 passengers on an Airbus A330 traveling from Toronto, Canada to Lisbon, Portugal when a fuel leak causes both engines to flame out 75 miles from an emergency alternate USAF base in the Azores. Can a fully loaded passenger aircraft glide 75 miles and land successfully at the alternate airport? Watch THIS video by Allec Joshua Ibay and find out. (9:40_




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Since today is St. Valentine’s Day, why not ask the History Guy to tell us the story about the firearms and ammunition related to the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre. Why not indeed! After all, this is history that deserves to be remembered. Clicking HERE will start the video. (14:49)







Are what you are about to see real-life machines or computer-generated images? Your guess is as good as ours. They were touted as displaying the accuracy of Swiss watch makers when we received the clip was RECEIVED from Alice Murphy, but we’re not buying it! (1:22)




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This “We Will Rock You” flashmob received from Comrade Kosovilka took place in the lobby of the Continental Hotel in Budapest. We'll wager that at least one or two of you have stayed in THIS hotel in the past since so many of you are enjoying your retirement traveling outside the U.S. (4:22)




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Like to get your head rubbed and your back scratched? I can get a discount on these if I order five or more. Let me know if you are INTERESTED. (0:42)



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Eldad from Hope for Paws just returned from his third trip to Costa Rica where he volunteered with his friends who run a similar operation called Costa Rica Dog Rescue. He was accompanied on the trip by a couple from the U.S. who run a foster home for dogs in the L.A. area. The video was posted on YouTube last Wednesday, so it’s pretty fresh. Clicking HERE will take you to Costa Rica. (14:17)



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Not to take anything away from Hope for Paws or any other animal rescue organization, but here’s a heartwarming video about a dog that refused to leave its friend that was injured and could not move from the middle of a set of railroad tracks. THIS rescue occurred in the Ukraine and has a happy ending. (3:03)

 

If you want to know more about this rescue, click HERE.

 

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If you will spend 90 seconds and watch this short clip of the Slingshot thrill ride at Daytona Beach, it will add context to the following two videos. Trust us, it will be WORTH it. (1:32)



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Young people make up about 90 percent of the thrill seekers who opt to ride the Slingshot, but there are many members of the older set like us who also enjoy the rush of adrenaline. HERE are a few examples. (10:54)



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And then there are the grandkids who talk their grandparents into taking them for a ride on the Slingshot. If you want to know what that would be like, watch THIS video. (9:59)



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Before we leave this hellish ride in our wake, here’s a clip of riders whose blood rushed from their brains during the ride which caused them to momentarily PASS out. (10:13)




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Even though this clip titled “It’s not about the nail” has been in the Farsider in the past, Dirk Parsons feels it’s worth a rerun. Click HERE and see if you agree. (1:59)




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Lumpy says it’s time that men man up and take over the responsibility that has belonged to women since so many of them are now the family bread winners. And why not, since General Electric has created BIG BOY appliances. (1:46)




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If you want to see something exceptionally impressive, have a look at this item received from Alice Murphy. It's video of the 2019 Chinese Spring Festival Gala featuring the most precise martial arts demo by more performers (mostly teen-aged boys) than we can count. Here’s our question: When they all show up and are told to get in position to start their performance, how do they know where to go? Click on THIS link and prepare to be amazed. (4:02)




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This week’s closer is a blend of modern music (“Uptown Funk”) and what, in my opinion, were the best dancers Hollywood ever turned out. The split-second editing makes this video an absolute masterpiece that should have resulted in an award equal to an Oscar for the editor. Click on the link below Fred and Ginger and see if you don’t agree. (4:50)




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